Cosplay Cards Against Humanity

1: The con was going great until we encountered _.
・ The other cosplayer who is a better, sexier, more accurate version of what you're cosplaying
・ Armor made entirely out of tin foil and duct tape
・ Crossplayers that are hotter than you
・ Acting in character as a villain and actually murdering people
・ "Cosplay malfunctions"
・ "Free Hugs" signs
・ That one guy who you're not sure if he's cosplaying or just wearing  a suit
・ This sweaty anime girl's tits



2: It was love at first sight. They were cosplaying _ and I was cosplaying _.
3: They said I had the wrong body to cosplay _, but I proved them wrong!
4: I've seen like a billion people cosplaying _ at this con already!
・ A: Eren // Mikasa
・ Lucy // Natsu
・ The Joker // Harley Quinn
・ Luffy // Ace
・ Leia's slave outfit



5: If you think about it, cosplay is not any more weird than _.
・ Rule 34



6: Since we couldn't get into the gazebo, we took pictures around _ instead.
・ McDonald's
・ The parking lot
・ The Artist's Alley



7: The real hero of cosplay is/are _.
・ Cute child cosplayers
・ Jessica Nigri's boobs
・ Yaya Han's boobs
・ Old people cosplayers
・ The Cosplay Faerie
・ The Cosplay Rescue



8: Cosplay helped me deal with _ in everyday life.
・ A fine line between dumpster diving and financial creativity



9: When you find yourself frustrated on a project, just remember _.
・ JoAnn's coupons
・ Convention horror stories
・ Black Friday discounts
・ Holiday/Birthday gift cards



10: I thought that we was a talented photographer, but when he pulled out _, I wasn't so sure.
・ A shitty eBay wig



11: I was pressed for time, so I decided to glue _ directly onto my body.
・ Foam armor
・ This skimpy cosplay



12: The worst thing about working on your costume is _.
・ First degree burns from a hot glue gun
・ Taking a second mortgage to buy more worbla
・ Trying to get all the pet hair off
・ Getting cancer young from all the foam, spray paint and epoxy you inhale when making props
・ Mixing up your heat gun with an actual gun
・ Sewing yourself into your costume the morning of the con
・ Actual blood, sweat and tears



13: Shopping list: Hot glue, _ and _.
14: You go to a store that has EVERYTHING needed for Cosplay. You can only buy 3 things to freak ou the cashier. You buy _ _ _.
15: My costume essentials: 3 push-up bras, a corset and _.
・ Spray Paint
・ A 2x4
・ Hot glue gun
・ Ribbon
・ Worbla
・ 10yds of fabric
・ Heat gun
・ Insulation foam
・ New knife blades
・ Duct tap
・ Spandex



16: The worst thing forgetting to incorporate into your costume is _.
・ Pockets
・ Seam allowance



17: If I didn't spend all my money on cosplay, I'd probably spend it on _.
・ Cosplay porn
・ Cosplay sex in full mobile suit gundam armor



18: The worst thing forgetting at a convention is _.
・ How to pose
・ Your bags
・ Your friend



19: Contestants for the costume contest should bring _ to judging.
・ My big ass hentai tentacle sword



20: Conventions are kinda like _, but for nerds.
・ Disney World


21: Going to JoAnn's only to realize you forgot your _ at home.
・ Coupons
・ Reference Picture(s)
・ Phone



22: Creeping out non-cosplayers by _.
・ Pumping gas in costume
・ Walking into the appropriate gender bathroom while crossplaying





~Multi-Answer~
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